Anti-Valentines Cards

Urgh, Valentines day is almost upon us. That day when you have to grin through gritted teeth and pretend that you actually like the other half.  Or when you try and bite your tongue when they pull out their 2 for 1 Pizza Express voucher to pay for your romantic meal. Or you might actually be that poor twat who cries into a box of self-bought Dairy Milk as the rest of your housemates escape to their bedrooms to… play Scrabble? Yes, Scrabble – that sound is definitely the thumping of celebrating feet after a triple word score.

Choose any of the below to give to your insignificant other, and they guarantee a satisfying passive aggressive feeling.

sardonic greetings cards & gifts | Copyright 2012 Mardy Mabel

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